Caffeine and Petrol

Highly caffeinated media business owner and wannabe Racing Driver from Hertfordshire England. 17.
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reasons to date me:

  • best in class fuel efficiency
  • more cargo space than the competition¬†
  • 10 year power train warranty

Also, I come with a 2 year no rust guarantee! 


Hey babe are you a hippogriff? Because I need to respect you before I mount you


Aston Martin Gulf DBS | AlexMurtaza 

that’s a V12 Vantage. *tuts* 


have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love


my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape


listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like



i cant believe i missed the lesbian sex wars

i don’t need your fucking sass today 

A king’s arrival is never silent
  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

It’s more than a waste of gas. When I’m behind the wheel, even if only for a short while, I can forget about life’s problems.